so basically we're gunning for the most whiplash in one thread in the history of overjoyed

yes

i really hope hijikata dislocates shiro's shoulder or something and instead of it being "oh, yeah, the westies started a violent riot and gave me this injury" it's "uh, hijikata ground my face into the dirt over a jar of mayo, can i have a week off."

if it's all right with you, i can definitely throw a starter up for us tomorrow! would you prefer patrolling, recon, or an arrest to be involved in the actual mission aside from our planned shenanigans?