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[moneyman]

Hello. I'm Alison, and this is... not Jackass, exactly, but there are definitely some similar aspects going on here. I am brand new and bringing in Vaughn from (Tales from the) Borderlands! He is a tiny, adorable nerd who's a little chatty and excitable. He's also a newly-awakened adrenaline junkie, having spent his (boring) adult life as a (boring) accountant until he and his (idiot) best friend decided to steal ten million dollars from their employer, at which point Shenanigans ensue and it's all pretty ridiculous, really. Also he's inexplicably shredded. He's just kind of a weirdo in general.

For the purposes of this game, he spent most of his life as a coin-operated friendship dispenser for Rhys, who is his aforementioned idiot best friend (read: he was literally paid to hang out with him), but now he works for the Company as—wait for it—an accountant, because I'm not creative. Of course, he'll inevitably end up ~wanting more~ and getting himself in trouble, but the specifics of that remain to be seen. If we're mirroring canon, it will be similarly ridiculous.

Anyway, feel free to add me at clickboom or on Discord (alison#4118)! I'm totally ready, let's do this.