forget all the dirty laundry, i'm much more interested in this scenario + the fact that keith probably has no idea who in the rac actually likes koon and would be willing to take care of him. could he go through koon's contact list in a series of misleading and increasingly more disgruntled calls while koon tries to control the situation in the background by calling out to whomever's on the line.

i mean, this would mostly be an excuse to spam multiple inboxes with nonsense in the middle of Extremely Serious Plagueplot, but.

do you have thoughts!