now that i've been rudely awoken by the dark menace known as jetlag--

who needs plot-related bullshit when there can be dog-napping, i vote the first one (and technically the first could lead into the second later on if you want stupid inbox threads)

i am actually going to top level this time like a Real Roleplayer™ so i'll write you a thing in an attempt not to mimic the flakiness of the croissants i so dearly love eating :(