+1 feel good inc laugh that dissolves into sobs

[brokeassgoing]

Yo! I'm Liz, I'm fresh and phunky and I'm bringing this train wreck with me! His name's Badou Nails and he's from DOGS: Bullets and Carnage, a badass little manga about a boy and his dog....family...of experimented kids. Badou's thankfully just an info broker and not the dog or the boy, but boy oh boy he steps in dog turds anyway. He's coming from a pretty similar bg as his canon bg, so all that sass and screaming is in tact and ready to go. You'll most likely find him running from warrants, getting in the middle of warrants or turf fights between gangs, doing really goddamn dumb jobs as he's a jack of all trades when the going gets tough-- he finds himself more often than not reluctantly doing jobs for the resistance due to his two sponsors (from opposite ends of the tracks ha...hah...).

Don't let that fool you, his colors don't bleed resistance colors.

Anyway LETS DO SOME STUFF THIS BEAT IS SICK lets have fun! beat the stuffing out of this kid. You can find me at gingerfarts for more soft grunge ginger yodeling.

Comments

[fledges]

Hi! My name is Jenny and I play Kate here, who is 100% Resistance but also does a ton of odd jobs for like, everyone, so I'm sure they'll run into each other at some point! Kate will... probably??? not beat the stuffing out of him? IDK NO PROMISES??

[brokeassgoing]

hey hey ! (imagine i did that krusty the clown laugh..) its nice to meet you Jenny! god i am so ready
odd jobs competition
even if theres no stuffing out i encourage her to troll the shit out of him
i made myself sound like a giant masochist for this kid but i cant lie now....oh well

[fledges]

LMFAO I am super canon blind but from creeping on your app he sounds like exactly the type of person Kate would go back and forth between teasing and telling to chill the fuck out, so YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND basically

[brokeassgoing]

please yes I'M SO SO EXCITED AHHHH kate is just the kind of wondrous addition to that great banter i'm so thrilled to bug ya!

[fledges]

I'M SO GLAD. Let me know if you want to figure out some pre-existing cr or just stick them together on a job or whatever!

[brokeassgoing]

ABSOLUTELY

[ofobedience]

Oh, well hi there.

[brokeassgoing]

Well hello hello *Bono voice*

[ofobedience]

Ahahah, we should plot, or something. I mean, not that they ever really have any interaction until Gio's a lost cause BUT! Stuff and things. At some point. If you wanna.

[brokeassgoing]

yeah totally we should see what coulda been! i'd be down

[ofobedience]

Nothing very friendly I imagine BUT YOU KNOW

[brokeassgoing]

oh there will definitely be tears

[ofobedience]

GOOD

[kirkwalled]

it's you!!!!!!

(hi it's squee)

[brokeassgoing]

ITS ME!!!!
ITS YOU!!

[kirkwalled]

IT'S US!!!

HELLO AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[brokeassgoing]

YO!!!!

[kirkwalled]

we should get some stupid ass cr again this time

new goal: badou and hawke getting arrested together

[brokeassgoing]

AAHAHA JESUS only if she can stand all the crying as theyre carted off

[kirkwalled]

that's fine, she'll enjoy herself enough for the both of them

[brokeassgoing]

i mean someone has to

[chakushi]

tears badou a new asshole

[brokeassgoing]

i tried to find a gif to express just how much im gonna destroy you but i couldnt find anything so

[eleutheron]

Hey, Liz!! I'm lyn; welcome c: I know about DOGS mostly via fandom osmosis, but I've threaded with a Badou or two before & he's a hella fun character. Excited to see him around!

[brokeassgoing]

hey there lyn! thanks for the welcome! and p much thats the best way to know of dogs dont get destroyed that way
and thank you!! hes a real treat