busts in late and with no starbucks

[nightchild]

HEY OVERJOYED!!! Another entirely new player crashing in like the kool-aid man here!! I'm Yaywon and I'm bringing u otome trash one Itsuki Kagami from the canon Norn9!! In canon, he's a super flirt ESPer with the power of dream-giving (aka totally useless) and totally crushes on the otome protag in like every route only to hide his feelings and watch her get with other people every single time so YES, he is otome trash doomed to tragedy. (unless u decide to date him, then u can be happy unless u fall into his bad end which is Tragedy again)

He loves girls and drinking and taking naps and playing all night card endurance games, he's pretty easygoing and goes-with-the-flow, and he likes teasing the people he hates and the people he likes.... but he's actually a pretty good Big Brother figure when it comes down to it, HIS SPECIALTY IS ~LOVE ADVICE~. (please give me cr where Itsuki asks ur character how their love lives are doing and also tries to match make them with other people)

For the purposes of Overjoyed, he'll be an information broker located in Westerley! As brokers go, he'll know an average amount of stuff (RAC warrant brokers would probably know more about the warrants than him), but he won't rat out customers to the Company or to the RAC (unless you ever want to go that route) and his specialty leans towards the more CRIMINAL side of Westerly. I would die for established cr here, with Itsuki selling and buying information to both Company enforcers and killjoys! (And also pretty much everyone who doesn't go into either category.) He'll always charge, but he'll give pretty girls a 60% discount (LAUGHS). He's a noodle though, so we can totally handwave that he gave information after being threatened with lots of beating up. (I WOULD ALSO KILL FOR THAT CR, please be that One Customer who just comes in the middle of the night and scares the bajeezus out of Itsuki and demands for information and he just gives it away because he doesn't want to get his throat slit)

ON THE OTHER SIDE, Itsuki's also a ~drug dealer~! He operates under the name Dream Merchant here, so it's not widely known that Itsuki is in fact a sketchy drug dealer. He's selling a completely made-up drug called Norn which makes people happy and may induce sleepiness, whereupon he can use his ESP dream powers (now neurotech in this verse) TO GIVE PEOPLE HALLUCINATIONS! And happy dreams. All of that will be detailed in the permissions meme I have up about his abilities, so it would be great if you took the time to fill it out! (or just ping me about it and we can talk it via pm or plurk! which is yaylikeawon!!

(also he's been in westerley for two years, i love pre-game cr I'M HERE FOR IT EVEN IF I'M SUPERBLY LATE!! ALSO IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG)

Comments

[nightchild]

STOP HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL it's just easier to sell drugs to criminals!!! sweats nervously

ALSO YES I WILL ACCEPT THIS NO NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL VAL I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. it's time to give riza discounts on everything cause she's 2cute

[cauterised]

wait how old is itsuki, this isn't gonna be weird is it

[nightchild]

SLDKJFSLDFJDS HE'S 25!! IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! also age gaps are kinky anyway so itsuki can dig it




i can't believe i wrote that... remember when we were pure val

[cauterised]

SDFKJLSDGLKSJDFSJKDF

okay that's actually not that bad, i can feel less weird about using this icon on you icly. not that there's really a chance of it ever happening icly but you know


just in case

[nightchild]

VAL??? DON'T FEEL ICLY WEIRD?? that's one of my favorite riza icons actually it's so cool. back tattoos are really cool

stop what if it does happen icly i'll hold out for that hope

or the hope of itsuki accidentally seeing it and riza burying his dead body in the badlands