busts in late and with no starbucks

[nightchild]

HEY OVERJOYED!!! Another entirely new player crashing in like the kool-aid man here!! I'm Yaywon and I'm bringing u otome trash one Itsuki Kagami from the canon Norn9!! In canon, he's a super flirt ESPer with the power of dream-giving (aka totally useless) and totally crushes on the otome protag in like every route only to hide his feelings and watch her get with other people every single time so YES, he is otome trash doomed to tragedy. (unless u decide to date him, then u can be happy unless u fall into his bad end which is Tragedy again)

He loves girls and drinking and taking naps and playing all night card endurance games, he's pretty easygoing and goes-with-the-flow, and he likes teasing the people he hates and the people he likes.... but he's actually a pretty good Big Brother figure when it comes down to it, HIS SPECIALTY IS ~LOVE ADVICE~. (please give me cr where Itsuki asks ur character how their love lives are doing and also tries to match make them with other people)

For the purposes of Overjoyed, he'll be an information broker located in Westerley! As brokers go, he'll know an average amount of stuff (RAC warrant brokers would probably know more about the warrants than him), but he won't rat out customers to the Company or to the RAC (unless you ever want to go that route) and his specialty leans towards the more CRIMINAL side of Westerly. I would die for established cr here, with Itsuki selling and buying information to both Company enforcers and killjoys! (And also pretty much everyone who doesn't go into either category.) He'll always charge, but he'll give pretty girls a 60% discount (LAUGHS). He's a noodle though, so we can totally handwave that he gave information after being threatened with lots of beating up. (I WOULD ALSO KILL FOR THAT CR, please be that One Customer who just comes in the middle of the night and scares the bajeezus out of Itsuki and demands for information and he just gives it away because he doesn't want to get his throat slit)

ON THE OTHER SIDE, Itsuki's also a ~drug dealer~! He operates under the name Dream Merchant here, so it's not widely known that Itsuki is in fact a sketchy drug dealer. He's selling a completely made-up drug called Norn which makes people happy and may induce sleepiness, whereupon he can use his ESP dream powers (now neurotech in this verse) TO GIVE PEOPLE HALLUCINATIONS! And happy dreams. All of that will be detailed in the permissions meme I have up about his abilities, so it would be great if you took the time to fill it out! (or just ping me about it and we can talk it via pm or plurk! which is yaylikeawon!!

(also he's been in westerley for two years, i love pre-game cr I'M HERE FOR IT EVEN IF I'M SUPERBLY LATE!! ALSO IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG)

Comments

[nightchild]

how can i resist this now i have to watch teen wolf again... it's sad and tragic isn't it I KNOW IT IS!!! (ill ping u so u can watch me cry from how sad and tragic this season PROBABLY IS!! also how is val not watching teen wolf yet, when will she be enabled!!!)

LSKDJFDSLFDS IM CRACKING UP basically yes to all of this, please give him band-aids and stop him from humping furniture SAVE HIMSELF FROM BECOMING AN EMBARRASSMENT

and YES PLEASE i just need shining Scott moments when he's the greatest friend ever for itsuki tbh. itsuki's not super invested in the drug trade (he does it bc money and being poor sucks and also his sister was involved in it in the past) and he really doesn't think much of the harm it causes/might cause (i mean it's harmless but people can still die from norn sweats) so since Scott's a nurse, he'd be a in better position to tell itsuki THAT YES, DOING DRUGS. IS ACTUALLY BAD.

tsunly holds his hand!! it's a good thing scott is a guy bc girl scott would probably put itsuki in the gutter where he belongs

[snuggies]

have you watched season 5?? s6 is kind of WELL I HAVE DEFINITE FEELINGS that i am ready to share i'm so happy i have no one talk to yaywon you're an angel!! and also i want to enable val but then she tells me how busy and tired she is and i feel bad :(

god scott is going to love itsuki so much... itsuki seems so genuine and scott just likes people like that even if itsuki gets up to stuff he doesn't approve of, they're just trying their best you know and he can't fault itsuki for that :( it's not a good hand they've been dealt

dw scott is very Firm and he will be able to handle itsuki just fine uxu

[nightchild]

I HAVE AND I'M ALREADY AFRAID but im ready for all your feelings i know what i'm doing tomorrow now... NO VAL.... /sends val all the energy and warm wishes and watches teen wolf for her

ugh scott is gonna hurt me i can already tell!! honestly itsuki will definitely feel ashamed like what excuse does he have when people like scott go through their lives becoming people who can help others!!! and itsuki has just accepted his life of shame... im gonna cry about their cr spoon there's no stopping me

[snuggies]

i'm already crying yaywon how did this happen

[nightchild]

we've been star-crossed for so long that the fates are finally working in our favor okay that's exactly why

[cauterised]

oh my god


look i'm only interested in teen wolf for kira, if she shows up in less than 2 seasons i'll watch those two seasons

[snuggies]

no she shows up in s3 it's not meant to be :(

[cauterised]

starts from s3 then


i'm a rebel, i don't start from the beginning

[snuggies]

omg your default is a dramatic backshot too i can't believe this

and ok but you're gonna have to start from the start of the second arc in season 3 because that's when she shows up... i'm pretty sure

[cauterised]

yeah but mine's better because it involves naked people


and okay spoon i can do this....i think

[snuggies]

this is true naked riza makes everything better

gunboat with your killjoys and your goblin and now your twoof val