the devil is here and he is a twelve year old boy

[kicksdogs]

hello everyone!!! my name is lassie and today i'm bringing in a young dio brando from jojo's bizarre adventure. he's twelve years old, enjoys petty theft and arson so i'm sure everyone will get along with him fantastically.

he's full AU here, the kid of poor westies, grew up in the slums, and ran away from home when he was ten. he's been on the streets since then (so for two years now) doing a multitude of things like:

- stealing
- minor arson
- cheating at gambling
- pickpocketing
- being pretty good at chess and taking (usually drunk) people's chips
- doing odd jobs here and there when the stealing goes a bit dry

he's got a Bad Reputation as a local nuisance and overall less than great kid that enjoys making chaos when he doesn't think it'll affect him. i'm open to any and all kinds of cr for him, present or cr that goes back two years!

you can reach me over at plurk or on discord @ venetae#9293! i cant wait to play with everyone here.

Comments

[slingshots]

;_; i have the deep suspicion carrie will love him

do you wanna start fresh or have any kinda precr, i am down for either! (carrie has been around for like 6 months, fwiw)

[kicksdogs]

thank god someone will :')

MAN thats a tough choice... i actually know a little about carrie (and that i love her) so it's hard for me to decide. what has she been doing the past six months?

[slingshots]

she has been largely going home as little as possible, helped along by things like ditching school to learn how to be an info broker, sidekicking for jason todd and valk-kara, and getting into as many places she probably shouldn't be as possible. i feel like they'd definitely have been in the same kinds of places, and if she spotted him at any of his shenanigans it would be half 'wow nice work' and half 'but you probably shouldn't'. she'd also pretty much Get where he's coming from and wanna help him out :'|

[kicksdogs]

yeah i think it'd be nice to have some pregame cr between them, especially if she knew him from around town. he wouldn't like her trying to help him, but so long as she didn't actively stop him from getting into trouble he might not mind her hanging around :''') he's a fickle shit kid who hates being told what to do and is 100% certain he can do everything for himself, i'm sorry carrie

[slingshots]

i never in my life thought i would be drawing comparisons between young dio and carrie kelley but
same. more agreeable end of the scale but still same. and she's only 3 years older but JUST. FUCKIN. HUGS THIS SHITTY KID SHE CAN SEE HERSELF IN >:| and she'd totally let him get into whatever shit he wants to, and just kinda... hover, ready with bail money or whatever

[deceptions]

okay but stealing cheating and pickpocketing are excellent skills any child should have, this is one cr i can genuinely say they are going to get along fantastically....

hi lassie!! welcome to the game, i'm jay and i play koon from tower of god, a web comic no one's probably heard of before 8) i can't wait to see dio around!!

[kicksdogs]

yes??? see i'm glad SOMEONE understands... gosh.

well i hope this means koon will relentlessly encourage dio to continue being a god damn harassment to the westerly community :)

IM SORRY TO SAY that i also have never heard of it but it looks really cool! thank you so much for welcoming me i also cant wait to terrorize everyone with dios mio eheheheh

[deceptions]

it's okay what do these people know, etc

LMAO absolutely, he'll even teach dio extra tips and tricks on the condition his apartment in westerley is untouched, is that a deal

ah thank you!! it's not a journey i recommend to everyone but it's a wild ride regardless... i vaguely know of jojo from rp osmosis though, so we can learn each other's canons together or something, idk!!

[tropism]

eh

[kicksdogs]

blocked

[tropism]

you are now the loving recipient of one (1) affectionate noogie

pass it on to your friends to be free of this curse!!! oh wait, you can't, you have no fucken friends. guess you're stuck with this now too bad u fucken muda

[graftage]

the tiniest wryyyy

anyways steinbeck is a westerley boy and definitely doesn't care like, one bit that he is doing criminal things, hello small angry criminal child

[kicksdogs]

i hope this means they can be criminal buds

[graftage]

of course this means they can be criminal buds, like come here, let's teach you how to defend yourself and by defend yourself i mean punch a Company person in the face like that's the way to go