+1 GROUCHY BLONDE

[iuramentum]

Why yes hello. B))) I see you needed to meet your smol deadpan kings quota so here I am.

In other words, SUP my name is Clamor, and I'm bringing with me Saber from Fate/Zero, otherwise known as 'a bunch of dumb nerds make historical figures fight each other for a dumb sippy cup that doesn't work anyway so it's a big waste of time: the anime'. Saber's a tiny blonde with about as much emotional range as a teaspoon and is also coincidentally a Sword Swinging Maniac of the Nth Degree™. Her forte is getting in everyone's face and monologuing about ~HONOR~ and ~VALOR~ and dumb stuff like that. Priorities.

She's very bad at making friends. Why can't people bond over just beating each other up anymore, it was so much easier...

Saber's been stuck in Overjoyed-verse for going on 5 years now - 3 as an Enforcer (which went so well, you guys, it's not like she got fired or anything) and 2 with the RAC. Unfortunately as a Level 2, that means she needs a babysitter, but whatever. Who cares? She definitely doesn't!!!
:C

I can be reached either at my plurk (macabreclamor ), through PMs, or on Discord. If some loser is clogging up the OJ chat with dumb dog gifs, 99.9% of the time it's probably me. :V

Let's plot things and have a rad time, friends!

Comments

[tousei]

hello hello, eon here! I play a Company Enforcer who's also blonde, wields a sword as their signature weapon, is bad with social, and has king symbolism so clearly they should be friends. >:)b

welcome to the game! we're super excited to have you here

[iuramentum]

YES HELLO I am in full support of blonde sword king social failure party! They can commence making friendship bracelets and go on shopping trips together or whatever it is friends do.

Ty ty! Super excited to be here! o7

[tousei]

would you like to have some prior cr between these two? i see saber was also a company enforcer back a few years so they could have worked together

[iuramentum]

Certainly, if you'd like! Just try not to bring up getting the boot from the Company though, it's sort of a sore subject for her. ;;

[tousei]

nah he's polite, he won't do that

just a casual hey how you doing except in a stiff kingly way ig

[iuramentum]

So something like:

HARK, KNAVE!

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST?
OUT THE YARD WITH YE, POSTHASTE

[tousei]

yes exactly

bad memes in kingly style

[iuramentum]

Good, then I'll have absolutely no problems rolling with it. King club will commence shortly.

(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

[tousei]

I'M LAUGHING.

I'l hit you up once the plot drops! >:|b

[brokeassgoing]

well well well well well
as the turn tables

[iuramentum]

GROSS

WHO LET YOUR ASS IN HERE I'll have you know this is a very classy establishment not just any riffraff gets entry okok

[brokeassgoing]

ARE YOU SURE BC IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS JUST THE PLACE FOR RIFFRAFF AND RAPSCALLIONS TOO

[iuramentum]

Me @ U always tbh

[brokeassgoing]

FCUKC
ok but

[iuramentum]

...............

You know, I have a feeling I'd regret asking the hows and whys of getting in that situation, so I'm just going to sit here and accept this is my life now.

[brokeassgoing]

basically yeah its your life its gonna happen
i almost want this to be their '2nd' interaction but
more finesse is needed

[iuramentum]

f i n e s s e






someone hold me, i'm scared

[brokeassgoing]

AHAHHA YEAH PREPARE YOUR ANUS

[iuramentum]

NOPES OUTTA HERE AT MACH 6


NUH UH SON

[brokeassgoing]

[iuramentum]

[somnusrex]

Oho, Arturia is awesome and Ryner will love her. His partner in canon is also a badass blonde swordswoman, although she talks about dango more than honor or valor. Still, Ryner will likely love her on sight just because.

(I also have an Iskander muse that I never really play, woe. But yes, kudos on character choice!)

the only reason Ryner's dumb self hasn't gotten the boot as an enforcer is because his bff/boyfriend thing is his commanding officer, so yeah. They could likely bond over that, although I'm pretty sure Arturia is going to find him super annoying xD

[iuramentum]

Grabs and shakes you violently I'd better see Rider on the next TDM do you hear me >8C

To be fair, Ryner can't top Gilgamesh for sheer annoyance factor, so he should be fine. Just pester her on a semi-regular basis and they'll be the best of friends!

[sunderings]

Hi, Clamor! Welcome to the game! I'm Avi, and I write for Sion here who's stationed in the Company at Director level status and is also a King...!! The "Hero King" of his canon, even, so I'd love to toss him against Saber... especially when their memories start to return, haha.

In the meantime, he could always feed her ig??? He also has a background in the military as an experiment so talk about sore subjects.

[iuramentum]

Man, all these kings is going to cause some diplomatic disputes once everyone remembers the important stuff...

Yes pls, feed her all your supplies ty ty. I hope Sion has very deep pockets. :V

[sunderings]

He makes top dollar, so not to worry...! Also, his housing is inside the company outpost so he spends the majority of his joy doting upon others and donating to charitable endeavors.

He also knows how to make dango.

Would Saber be someone he would recognize as ex-Company? He has five years of climbing the Company ladder under his belt, so it could be interesting if they'd worked together/knew of one another in the past.

[iuramentum]

Rubs greedy little king hands together yes good most excellent these tributes are worthy of her time

idk if she's ever had dango before though so that'll be An Experience

That's a strong probability, yes! The last year of her employ saw her holding modest commanding rank, so she could absolutely have some acquaintances in the higher echelon. o9

[sunderings]

Cool! I'll have Sion recognize her in passing, then, 'cause a shortie who kicks as much ass as Saber does will surely stand out.

I look forward to writing with you...! Also, I tossed a plurk add your way, if that's all right. ///

[iuramentum]

SHORTIE wow rude!!!

That's totally all right, brotato chip! You beat me to it. :V

[sin_of_wrath]

'A bunch of dumb nerds make historical figures fight each other for a dumb sippy cup' is actually a pretty generous way of putting it

[iuramentum]

It's accurate, that's the best thing about it. "A gigantic goddamn mess" throws too wide a net to really apply.

[sin_of_wrath]

'It's Emiya's fault' would sum it up at its most pure, crystalline form.

[iuramentum]

Yeah, screw that guy. Too much of a wimp to fight his own battles and everything.

AND LET'S NOT EVEN GET STARTED ON THE GEAS FIASCO...

[sin_of_wrath]

Then again, with all the new non-emiya protags we can't blame them and their major psychological flaws as much?

ALSO, Mind if I add??

[iuramentum]

Bottom line, the Mage's Association sucks massive donkey dick. Amen.

GROSS ye you totally should add me >8V