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[iuramentum]

Why yes hello. B))) I see you needed to meet your smol deadpan kings quota so here I am.

In other words, SUP my name is Clamor, and I'm bringing with me Saber from Fate/Zero, otherwise known as 'a bunch of dumb nerds make historical figures fight each other for a dumb sippy cup that doesn't work anyway so it's a big waste of time: the anime'. Saber's a tiny blonde with about as much emotional range as a teaspoon and is also coincidentally a Sword Swinging Maniac of the Nth Degree™. Her forte is getting in everyone's face and monologuing about ~HONOR~ and ~VALOR~ and dumb stuff like that. Priorities.

She's very bad at making friends. Why can't people bond over just beating each other up anymore, it was so much easier...

Saber's been stuck in Overjoyed-verse for going on 5 years now - 3 as an Enforcer (which went so well, you guys, it's not like she got fired or anything) and 2 with the RAC. Unfortunately as a Level 2, that means she needs a babysitter, but whatever. Who cares? She definitely doesn't!!!
:C

I can be reached either at my plurk (macabreclamor ), through PMs, or on Discord. If some loser is clogging up the OJ chat with dumb dog gifs, 99.9% of the time it's probably me. :V

Let's plot things and have a rad time, friends!

Comments

[iuramentum]

Man, all these kings is going to cause some diplomatic disputes once everyone remembers the important stuff...

Yes pls, feed her all your supplies ty ty. I hope Sion has very deep pockets. :V

[sunderings]

He makes top dollar, so not to worry...! Also, his housing is inside the company outpost so he spends the majority of his joy doting upon others and donating to charitable endeavors.

He also knows how to make dango.

Would Saber be someone he would recognize as ex-Company? He has five years of climbing the Company ladder under his belt, so it could be interesting if they'd worked together/knew of one another in the past.

[iuramentum]

Rubs greedy little king hands together yes good most excellent these tributes are worthy of her time

idk if she's ever had dango before though so that'll be An Experience

That's a strong probability, yes! The last year of her employ saw her holding modest commanding rank, so she could absolutely have some acquaintances in the higher echelon. o9

[sunderings]

Cool! I'll have Sion recognize her in passing, then, 'cause a shortie who kicks as much ass as Saber does will surely stand out.

I look forward to writing with you...! Also, I tossed a plurk add your way, if that's all right. ///

[iuramentum]

SHORTIE wow rude!!!

That's totally all right, brotato chip! You beat me to it. :V